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Pro-gun one liners, for when you have to talk to an idiot

Pro-gun one liners, for when you have to talk to an idiot
« on: June 10, 2018, 07:09:50 PM »
A friend sent me this, I thought I should share it.  MM

“Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving. Maybe it’s time to raise the age of Smartphone ownership to 21.”

“If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry.”

“The Second Amendment makes more women equal, than the entire feminist movement ever has.”



“Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you’d know it.”

“When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.”

“The NRA murders 0 people and receives $0 in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.”

“I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms.  While we’re at it, let’s do the same when it comes to immigration and voter I.D.”

“You don’t need a smoke detector; that’s what the fire department is for. If you think that sounds stupid, now you know how I feel when you say I don’t need a gun.”

“Folks keep talking about another Civil War. This would be interesting.  One side knows how to shoot and has a trillion rounds of ammunition. The other side has crying closets and is confused about which bathroom to use.”

Re: Pro-gun one liners, for when you have to talk to an idiot
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2018, 07:36:18 PM »
All so true.I will remember them.
Roger
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Re: Pro-gun one liners, for when you have to talk to an idiot
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2018, 09:44:29 AM »
I wonder why they call it Planned Parenthood, shouldn't it be called Planned Kill your kids?
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2018, 12:24:54 PM »
All very true. Good job musicman I like those.

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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2018, 02:39:53 PM »
Outstanding!  I'm planning on printing this and going to post it in my office.  LMAO!!!!

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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2018, 03:15:55 PM »
My hope is that David Hogg makes it into a serious hurricane situation and meets up with looters with real intent, then realizes his phone isn't even working.  Help is days away! Saw that happen here and magically my anti gun neighbors became my best pals. Or they send another gutless cop!   :)

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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2018, 06:53:33 PM »
“Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you’d know it.”


And that's just in Texas
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2018, 07:07:20 PM »
“Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo. Seriously, folks, if we were the problem, you’d know it.”


And that's just in Texas

+1
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Re: Pro-gun one liners, for when you have to talk to an idiot
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2018, 07:12:01 PM »
The average response time for a 911 call is more than six minutes and the average muzzle velocity of my .45 ACP is over 850 feet per second, so I’ll take my chances with my pistol while you die waiting for the police to arrive.
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2018, 08:18:43 AM »
+1 on every bit of this.
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Re: Pro-gun one liners, for when you have to talk to an idiot
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2018, 11:11:37 AM »
Don't want an abortion? Don't get one.

don't want a gun? don't get one.