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Here's A Good One
« on: September 14, 2018, 12:51:13 PM »
Husband:    My wife is missing.  She went shopping yesterday and has not come home.

Officer:       Her age?

Husband:     I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.

Officer:          Height?

Husband:     I would guess a little over five feet tall.

Officer:            Weight?

Husband:   Don't know.  Not slim, not really fat.  She won't tell.

Officer:          Color of eyes?

Husband:     Sort of brownish green I think.  Never really noticed.

Officer:          Color of hair?

Husband:     Changes a couple times a year.  Maybe dark brown now. I canít remember.

Officer:          What was she wearing?

Husband:   Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts.  I don't know exactly.

Officer:          What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:   She went in my truck.

Officer:          What kind of truck was it?

Husband :   A 2016, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine, manufactured September 16th, ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, LED lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning.  It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and underglow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.

Officer:       Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck.

 
Sorry... Yesterday was the last and final day for any and all complaints whatsoever.

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Re: Here's A Good One
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2018, 01:01:09 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2018, 01:10:33 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2018, 01:57:29 PM »
Somebody was crazy enough to marry my ex?   ;D

Re: Here's A Good One
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2018, 05:30:11 PM »
Good one, no matter how true.

Re: Here's A Good One
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2018, 07:29:50 PM »
Awesome!! Thanks

Re: Here's A Good One
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2018, 08:09:07 PM »
That was a good one!!!

 Wish y'all coulda seen my wife's face when I read it to her.

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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2018, 09:28:50 PM »
That was a good one!!!

 Wish y'all coulda seen my wife's face when I read it to her.

Can you still see your wife's face after you read it to her? :o
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Re: Here's A Good One
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2018, 11:11:22 PM »
That was a good one!!!

 Wish y'all coulda seen my wife's face when I read it to her.

Can you still see your wife's face after you read it to her? :o
haha, yeah I kept plenty of distance

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Re: Here's A Good One
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2018, 09:50:14 AM »
Good one!  I wouldn't read it to my wife, she is a keeper, and want to be on her good side.  ;D ;D

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« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2018, 11:21:56 AM »
Good one!  I wouldn't read it to my wife, she is a keeper, and want to be on her good side.  ;D ;D

Yep! Think Iíll keep this one to myself!
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Re: Here's A Good One
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2018, 03:09:47 PM »
That's pretty good

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« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2018, 02:20:55 PM »
LMAO


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