More Good Humor

[PARA45]

LMAO!!!!!  Short & sweet, I like it!

[Big Muddy rancher]

At The Villages in Florida last week, there was a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: 
"I Miss Chicago ."

Someone broke the window, stole the radio, shot out all four of the tires, and left a note that read:

"Hope this helps!”

Where's Grouchy

[terminator]

Some good ones guys. Thanks.

[wby4ever]

At The Villages in Florida last week, there was a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: 
"I Miss Chicago ."

Someone broke the window, stole the radio, shot out all four of the tires, and left a note that read:

"Hope this helps!”

Where's Grouchy



probably made them feel right at home!! LMAO!!

[HighDesertHunter]

Rita's mother had 4 children. One was named April, another named May and another name June. What was the 4th named.

[danno50]

Rita, or maybe not.

[Big Muddy rancher]

Rita's mother had 4 children. One was named April, another named May and another name June. What was the 4th named.

 Quits

Rita

[224KING]

Marga

[HighDesertHunter]

Yep, Rita is the 4th

[danno50]

A professor at Texas University was giving a lecture of the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Billy Bob raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Billy Bob, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Billy Bob replied, "Sheeiiiit! From way back there I thought you said Goats."

[HighDesertHunter]

A professor at Texas University was giving a lecture of the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 students raise their hand.

"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"

Way in the back, Billy Bob raises his hand.

The professor takes off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."

The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.

When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Billy Bob, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"

Billy Bob replied, "Sheeiiiit! From way back there I thought you said Goats."

You had me to the very last line and then I spit coffee all over my keyboard.

[224KING]

That's a knee slapper for sure

[PARA45]

LMAO!!!!!  Priceless!!!

[Dino82520]

I've been told that you can tell where a cowboy is from by how he dresses.  A cowboy from Texas wears a 10 gallon hat, a cowboy from Wyoming wears a huge belt buckle and a cowboy from Montana has wool on his zipper.

[HighDesertHunter]

Ha.. good one!!