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Big Muddy rancher

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« on: June 28, 2020, 02:25:30 PM »
A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for No Fenders. As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit ~ Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession ~ She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment ~~The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console~ The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied ~~Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse ~Finally the astonished trooper asked with a smirk ~~What are you afraid of ??? and the little old lady smiled and replied
~~Not a Fu@king thing ~~ 🤣🤣🤭🤭

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Re: Little old Lady
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2020, 02:39:25 PM »
She is my neighbor!  I clean her guns! She drives a Buick Grand National.   :-)
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Re: Little old Lady
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2020, 03:39:20 PM »
Quote from: Grouchy on June 28, 2020, 02:39:25 PM
She is my neighbor!  I clean her guns! She drives a Buick Grand National.   :-)

Pulled over for loud mufflers? ;D
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Re: Little old Lady
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2020, 03:53:21 PM »
Quote from: Big Muddy rancher on June 28, 2020, 03:39:20 PM
Quote from: Grouchy on June 28, 2020, 02:39:25 PM
She is my neighbor!  I clean her guns! She drives a Buick Grand National.   :-)

Pulled over for loud mufflers? ;D

Probably pulled over for smoking the tires!!!
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2020, 04:00:27 PM »
She only drives it to church on Sunday!   ;D
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Re: Little old Lady
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2020, 04:27:20 PM »
Quote from: Big Muddy rancher on June 28, 2020, 02:25:30 PM
A State Trooper pulled an 87 yr old woman over for No Fenders. As he looked at her drivers license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit ~ Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask if she had a gun in her possession ~ She replied in her crackly voice that she indeed did have a 45 automatic in her glove compartment ~~The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons to which she replied that she also had a 9mm Glock in her center console~ The shocked trooper asked if that was all and the little old lady held up her purse and replied ~~Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse ~Finally the astonished trooper asked with a smirk ~~What are you afraid of ??? and the little old lady smiled and replied
~~Not a Fu@king thing ~~ 🤣🤣🤭🤭

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hahaha  ;D

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Re: Little old Lady
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2020, 08:14:40 PM »
And gets there first.
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2020, 06:51:02 AM »
My type of grandma.  ;D ;D
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