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« on: October 14, 2020, 09:25:45 PM »
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?"

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2020, 09:29:06 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :o
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2020, 02:23:36 AM »
 ;D

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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2020, 06:16:35 AM »
Beautiful!!! GJ

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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2020, 08:38:04 AM »
Nothing like a feisty nun. When I was growing up in the 60's, they would wack unruly kid's fingers with a ruler, and hard too.
Come and take it.

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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2020, 09:30:28 AM »
As a survivor of Catholic schools I really appreciate this joke.

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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2020, 09:42:28 AM »
As a survivor of Catholic schools I really appreciate this joke.





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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2020, 10:03:02 AM »
As a survivor of Catholic schools I really appreciate this joke.
  Me too! But I always had a hard time with "Mother" Superior!  ;D
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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2020, 02:22:12 PM »
As a survivor of Catholic schools I really appreciate this joke.

I'm with you on that one, and it was Franciscan priests in my school. 

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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2020, 02:47:12 PM »
 ;D For some reason the nuns used to keep my desk attached to theirs, glad they didnít have metal yard sticks back then!!!  ;D
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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2020, 03:26:29 PM »
While we are joking, I do remember the day the president was killed in Dallas. The nun I had as a teacher had the only TV in the school. We watched the whole thing!  :(

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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2020, 08:21:27 PM »
While we are joking, I do remember the day the president was killed in Dallas. The nun I had as a teacher had the only TV in the school. We watched the whole thing!  :(

I was stationed at the old Westover AFB on that day.