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It's -11C this morning

Sneak it out of the box when the wife is not around then wrap up the box and put under the tree.

Sure doesn't seem right..

They have money to fly around in big jets.

I called my 3 yr old grandson Feral just yesterday

We were doing some trenching at a spring and he and his mom were out there. He took off his shoes and sock and want to take his pants off as well to play in the dirt.
He loves watching the excavator work.

 I remember reading a story about dove hunting in South America, They had boys that ran to pick them up and a fellow on horseback that had ties all over to carry them. Just huge amounts of doves.
When they finished their morning hunt the fellow on horseback would take them to the village and the ladies would clean and distribute them among people.

 Sounds like she's picking up steam.

My wife took he citizenship test 30 years ago and one requirement was to speak either English of French.
She whipped through her test so fast she was able to get into a swearing ceremony  quickly but as her way out of where she wrote her test they were giving one to a older Chinese lady with an interpreter. Chance are that lady had lived here for years but never learned English. We lived beside and across the street from two families that both ran restaurants and the grandmothers never spoke English to the family.