LMAO!!!!! That is priceless.
I introduce you Kali, she is an 8 year old German Shephard. The owner's wife passed, and he is 80 years old and couldn't take care of her, so he gave her to a humane society. I found her, and we decided to adopt her. She is well mannered, and extremely obedient. We don't have a fence in our yard, and we walk her without a leash, she is wonder and made herself part of this pack.
Here she is.