Spike Camp

Wednesday Humor

224KING

  • *****
  • 7281
    • View Profile
Wednesday Humor
« on: February 24, 2021, 03:57:19 PM »
Curtis & Leroy Mule Traders
 
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Herald-Citizen in Cookeville, Tn.
 
and bought a mule for $100.
 
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
 
The next morning the farmer drove up and said,
 
"Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night."
 
Curtis & Leroy replied, "Well, then just give us our money back."
 
The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
 
They said, "OK then, just bring us the dead mule."
 
The farmer asked, "What in the world ya'll gonna do with a dead mule?"
 
Curtis said, "We gonna raffle him off."
 
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
 
Leroy said, "We shore can! Heck, we don't hafta tell nobody he's dead!"
 
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy
 
at the IGA grocery store and asked.
 
“What'd you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”
 
They said, "We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do."
 
Leroy said, "Shucks, we sold 1000 tickets fer two dollars apiece
 
and made a profit of $1998.00.
 
The farmer said, "My Lord, didn't anyone complain?"
 
Curtis said, "Well, the feller who won got upset.
 
So we gave him his two dollars back."
 
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
 
They're overseeing the Vote Count, Bailout & Stimulus Programs.
 
Limit all U.S. politicians to two Terms.
One in office
One in prison

HAHAHAHAHA
Retirement; The art of doing very little,very slowly

Expert; Someone who knows so much about so little

If you live in the swirl of the drain,inevitably you'll wind up in the cesspool.

Remember 10534

Sorry... Yesterday was the last and final day for any and all complaints whatsoever.

Re: Wednesday Humor
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2021, 04:01:01 PM »
Good ne Tom  ;D
Good Hunting And Shooting To all
Derrill

Grouchy

  • *****
  • 8325
  • Life is too important to take serious" Groucho
    • View Profile
Re: Wednesday Humor
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2021, 04:28:07 PM »
 ;D  Are the real names Nancy and Chuck?
« Last Edit: February 24, 2021, 04:41:18 PM by Grouchy »

BB340

  • *****
  • 3435
    • View Profile
Re: Wednesday Humor
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2021, 04:57:00 PM »
 ;D
Aussie gun nut.

.257

  • *****
  • 1596
  • .257
    • View Profile
Re: Wednesday Humor
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2021, 05:32:49 PM »
😂😂
Mike

wby4ever

  • *****
  • 1191
    • View Profile
Re: Wednesday Humor
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2021, 06:36:39 PM »
 ;D

danno50

  • *****
  • 6372
    • View Profile
Re: Wednesday Humor
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2021, 09:27:27 PM »
RRRRR ;D ;D ;D
DosEquisShooter

PARA45

  • *****
  • 6561
    • View Profile
Re: Wednesday Humor
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2021, 08:25:56 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D  Perfect!
Senator John Kennedy  " If you support defunding the police, you've tested positive for stupid".